Since Valentine's Day is around the corner, and since if you're looking at our blog daily you're probably single (lol, pewpew jk ur probably rlly sexy too doe), I decided to blog about some of my tips and thoughts on the intimate topic of LOVE
Okay first let's begin with how to realize if you're in love, because let's face it, there's a difference between being a hornyass mf and being a hornyass mf with feelings ;p
Now there's three stages that can determine how infatuated you are at the moment. Starting from least to greatest:
1. thinking about them in kinky ways
OK by kinky, i mean like "aw they're cute" heheh NOT LIKE "i wanna rip open their asshole" .__.
2. wanting to talk to them 25/8
EVEN if you don't have anything to talk about with them, you still wanna send that "Haiii~~ c: <3" text super badly
3. PERIPHERAL VISION
this is usually the bullseye. if this happens to you, you're probably already mad in love. at this stage, you've probably already reblogged something on tumblr about how much their smile gives you butterflies or something lel. BUT BASICALLY, what i'm talking about is that increased peripheral vision range that you get when that special person is nearby. an example of this is when that person's in the same class as you in school, and even though they're not doing anything that stands out, even when they're not talking to anybody and just doing their work, EVEN if they're JUST barely in your peripheral vision, you still unconsciously do continuous pumpfake stares at them. this is usually the sign. if this is happening, from one brother to another, this valentine's day, you should...idk confess or something? make them some chocolate? go out to pho? BUT ANYWAYS at this stage, just do something about it homie!! ^__~(Y)
Now -- let's say you're like at that next level peripheral vision, but you don't want to do anything about it because you're not sure about how they feel. WELL, I can't say anything for the guys in this case, since I'm not a girl...BUT basically if you want to confirm if a guy likes you or not, just consider these:
1. texting style
by texting style, i basically mean
- emojis - what emojis do they use with you? if they use the blushy emoji with you (top row #5), then BRUUUH U IN!! *fistbump emoji*
- hearts are always good
- winky faces are playful and kinky and thats good too
- c-smiley (c:), reverse smiley [ (: ] , are also very positive results (Y)
- mid-dangerous zone emojis include the basic smile faces (top row #2, #3), and the non-reverse smiley [ :) ], these are dangerous and you should consider changing whatever you're doing so you can upgrade to any of the above mentioned emojis
2. peripheral vision ONCE AGAIN..
this is just me, but i'm gonna generalize it and say all guys
but basically if the guy's into you, they're gonna be peripheral visioning the shiiiiit out of ya
and unless they're some super god at this
they're gonna be maaadddd obvsss
yea, so that's something to look for
3. this is for both genders - THEIR FRIENDS are incredibly useful sources
become friends with their friends
and you can get so much out of it -> you can spend more time with that person without any awks "asking them out on a date" stuff
then you can try and make it seem like it's obvs, and be cute and shit
then their friends will start to ship you guys and then
before you know it you in homie!!
yea. LOOL this is just my point of view tho i guess, but i think it applies for most people
maybe the physicsnotphysics crew have different opinions...?
but ya that's it for now i guess happy hunting guys lel
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