A girl's perspective to Luke's post

Wendy heree with 0 success rate or exp if you know what I mean but yeah Valentine's day is coming up soon and if you don't want to end up like me (most likely at cardel playing bmt like last year) pay attention to us physics kids' advice that's coming up in the next few days
btw im typing in like a 10°C basement cause my parents think im asleep and would kick my ass if they found out I was on the computer atm so please excuse spelling errors my fingers are kind of numb but hey this is for you readers :)
So Luke's post was basically the sum up of how to get it in on V-day, but I think only he gets the weird peripheral vision thingy...
and here I'll show you guys my opinions on what goes on and what you should do with them
GUYS PAY ATTENTION
What a girl does when she likes you:

1.  She tells her friends

This one is hard to decipher for guys since you may not know her friends, but if she walks past you and her friends go "OMG IS THAT..." Or somehow they know your name/know about you, but you don't know theirs, then she's been talking about you, good or bad things.
What to do - just pay attention to her friends and how they act around you.
If you do know her friends, do not ask them if she likes you because sisters over misters and she will know within the speed of light that you asked. Unless of course you don't mind that she knows
     2. The way she talks to you/ the way you talk to her

Internet/Text
Directly links to Luke's emoji post, basically
c: - good to go
:) - friendzone level over 9000
:> - I don't even know who uses this face but its better than the simple smiley face above
^_____^ - she's trying to be kawaii LOOL or something like that
^_____~ - take a hint already
c: AND ^____~ - if she doesn't type like this to your friends or youre sure she does this only to you theres a 85% chance she likes you
but yeah everything except for the :) is safe

Real Life
This one is really hard to explain, everyones different so I guess glhf with that LOL jk its cause every time I talk to someone I like in real life it never works out so lets not share my strategies that don't work anyways

SIDE RANT The Truth Behind "Heey"
The amount of e's or y's do not reveal how much she likes you. We send "heey" because "hey" just seems too rough and "heeeeey" seems too drunk... My friends seem to be a big fan of "haii" but that gives me aids IMO anyways

On the topic of that.. who starts the conversations?
I had this talk with some of the cardel boiz a few weeks ago and apparently guys starting the conversation makes them look thirsty? Well if the girl starts it, more that 3 times in a row then the 3st is real. GUYS : if you're into that, then make it even goddamnit LOL just stop talking to her or mention "friends" if you're not, don't leave her hanging. Trust me, it's much worse for a girl to start a conversation than for a guy to.
      3. She wants to hang out with you
with you alone - 2 scenarios

• Her friends aren't hanging that day, she's bored, got nothing to do and you seem like a good person to hang out with. What to do : If you like her, take advantage of these situations and make them fun, show her that you're enjoyable to be around
• SHE WANTS THE D sorry ive been around too many guys I make sexist jokes to my own gender but if her friends are hanging and she chooses you over them? nice wheels bro (Y)

with her friends-

• She wants you to meet her friends. This could be awkward for you but most often she wont want to mix her friends with you
• Plans collide and she wants to see you but she also has plans with her friends. THIS IS GOOD. endure whatever awkwardness and get it in  

So basically this was a guide for the boys , cause in these days girls still cant really do jack shit but complain about feelings to their friends
WELL TIME TO GET OFF THIS SHITTY INTERNET AND MAYBE GO FOR 2AM MCDS?
PCE OUUT