"Daddy"

One of my biggest pet peeves is when girls call their father "daddy", or their boyfriend, or just say that word in general. Makes me feel like I'm one of the extras in a porno. Shit is not cute.

1:40am

hey guys, so I totally should be sleeping right now but luke really wants a date for valentines day, so hit him up cute girls(boys?) beware though boys I think you have to be exceptionally cute for luke to want you 

Priorities

So as everyone obviously knows, IB kids are the pinnacle of self control and being able to prioritize what's important, as you can clearly see from the example shown below:

But yeah..there's this new thing called flappy bird where basically its like the old game Helicopter but instead of cave walls there's mario pipes as obstacles. The bird you're flying has an incredibly large hitbox and is clearly a slight modification of the cheep-cheep. I don't know what it is about games that feature a bird travelling from left to right, but those game are kinda addicting (aka this, angry birds, tiny wings).

Sorry everyone for the lack of content but we've all been pretty busy. With school work and me watching hours of Code Geass every day (fuck you rolo i hate you as a character but i still cant stop crying cuz of you and probably the best and saddest ending ever cuz of zero requiem ugh cant stop the tears), and everyone being busy with their own stuff (congrts lzm8 for getting level 30), we don't have a much time for this blog. I'll try my best to keep you guys updated ^__^

A girl's perspective to Luke's post

Wendy heree with 0 success rate or exp if you know what I mean but yeah Valentine's day is coming up soon and if you don't want to end up like me (most likely at cardel playing bmt like last year) pay attention to us physics kids' advice that's coming up in the next few days
btw im typing in like a 10°C basement cause my parents think im asleep and would kick my ass if they found out I was on the computer atm so please excuse spelling errors my fingers are kind of numb but hey this is for you readers :)
So Luke's post was basically the sum up of how to get it in on V-day, but I think only he gets the weird peripheral vision thingy...
and here I'll show you guys my opinions on what goes on and what you should do with them
GUYS PAY ATTENTION
What a girl does when she likes you:

1.  She tells her friends

This one is hard to decipher for guys since you may not know her friends, but if she walks past you and her friends go "OMG IS THAT..." Or somehow they know your name/know about you, but you don't know theirs, then she's been talking about you, good or bad things.
What to do - just pay attention to her friends and how they act around you.
If you do know her friends, do not ask them if she likes you because sisters over misters and she will know within the speed of light that you asked. Unless of course you don't mind that she knows
     2. The way she talks to you/ the way you talk to her

Internet/Text
Directly links to Luke's emoji post, basically
c: - good to go
:) - friendzone level over 9000
:> - I don't even know who uses this face but its better than the simple smiley face above
^_____^ - she's trying to be kawaii LOOL or something like that
^_____~ - take a hint already
c: AND ^____~ - if she doesn't type like this to your friends or youre sure she does this only to you theres a 85% chance she likes you
but yeah everything except for the :) is safe

Real Life
This one is really hard to explain, everyones different so I guess glhf with that LOL jk its cause every time I talk to someone I like in real life it never works out so lets not share my strategies that don't work anyways

SIDE RANT The Truth Behind "Heey"
The amount of e's or y's do not reveal how much she likes you. We send "heey" because "hey" just seems too rough and "heeeeey" seems too drunk... My friends seem to be a big fan of "haii" but that gives me aids IMO anyways

On the topic of that.. who starts the conversations?
I had this talk with some of the cardel boiz a few weeks ago and apparently guys starting the conversation makes them look thirsty? Well if the girl starts it, more that 3 times in a row then the 3st is real. GUYS : if you're into that, then make it even goddamnit LOL just stop talking to her or mention "friends" if you're not, don't leave her hanging. Trust me, it's much worse for a girl to start a conversation than for a guy to.
      3. She wants to hang out with you
with you alone - 2 scenarios

• Her friends aren't hanging that day, she's bored, got nothing to do and you seem like a good person to hang out with. What to do : If you like her, take advantage of these situations and make them fun, show her that you're enjoyable to be around
• SHE WANTS THE D sorry ive been around too many guys I make sexist jokes to my own gender but if her friends are hanging and she chooses you over them? nice wheels bro (Y)

with her friends-

• She wants you to meet her friends. This could be awkward for you but most often she wont want to mix her friends with you
• Plans collide and she wants to see you but she also has plans with her friends. THIS IS GOOD. endure whatever awkwardness and get it in  

So basically this was a guide for the boys , cause in these days girls still cant really do jack shit but complain about feelings to their friends
WELL TIME TO GET OFF THIS SHITTY INTERNET AND MAYBE GO FOR 2AM MCDS?
PCE OUUT

How to know if you're in love // if someone is in love with you

Hey guys Luke here ^.^(Y)
Since Valentine's Day is around the corner, and since if you're looking at our blog daily you're probably single (lol, pewpew jk ur probably rlly sexy too doe), I decided to blog about some of my tips and thoughts on the intimate topic of LOVE

Okay first let's begin with how to realize if you're in love, because let's face it, there's a difference between being a hornyass mf and being a hornyass mf with feelings ;p

Now there's three stages that can determine how infatuated you are at the moment. Starting from least to greatest:

1. thinking about them in kinky ways
OK by kinky, i mean like "aw they're cute" heheh NOT LIKE "i wanna rip open their asshole" .__.

2. wanting to talk to them 25/8
EVEN if you don't have anything to talk about with them, you still wanna send that "Haiii~~ c: <3" text super badly

3. PERIPHERAL VISION
this is usually the bullseye. if this happens to you, you're probably already mad in love. at this stage, you've probably already reblogged something on tumblr about how much their smile gives you butterflies or something lel. BUT BASICALLY, what i'm talking about is that increased peripheral vision range that you get when that special person is nearby. an example of this is when that person's in the same class as you in school, and even though they're not doing anything that stands out, even when they're not talking to anybody and just doing their work, EVEN if they're JUST barely in your peripheral vision, you still unconsciously do continuous pumpfake stares at them. this is usually the sign. if this is happening, from one brother to another, this valentine's day, you should...idk confess or something? make them some chocolate? go out to pho? BUT ANYWAYS at this stage, just do something about it homie!! ^__~(Y)

Now -- let's say you're like at that next level peripheral vision, but you don't want to do anything about it because you're not sure about how they feel. WELL, I can't say anything for the guys in this case, since I'm not a girl...BUT basically if you want to confirm if a guy likes you or not, just consider these:

1. texting style
by texting style, i basically mean

• emojis - what emojis do they use with you? if they use the blushy emoji with you (top row #5), then BRUUUH U IN!! *fistbump emoji*
• hearts are always good
• winky faces are playful and kinky and thats good too
• c-smiley (c:), reverse smiley [ (: ] , are also very positive results (Y)
• mid-dangerous zone emojis include the basic smile faces (top row #2, #3), and the non-reverse smiley [ :) ], these are dangerous and you should consider changing whatever you're doing so you can upgrade to any of the above mentioned emojis

2. peripheral vision ONCE AGAIN..
this is just me, but i'm gonna generalize it and say all guys
but basically if the guy's into you, they're gonna be peripheral visioning the shiiiiit out of ya
and unless they're some super god at this
they're gonna be maaadddd obvsss
yea, so that's something to look for

3. this is for both genders - THEIR FRIENDS are incredibly useful sources
become friends with their friends
and you can get so much out of it -> you can spend more time with that person without any awks "asking them out on a date" stuff
then you can try and make it seem like it's obvs, and be cute and shit
then their friends will start to ship you guys and then
before you know it you in homie!!

yea. LOOL this is just my point of view tho i guess, but i think it applies for most people
maybe the physicsnotphysics crew have different opinions...?
but ya that's it for now i guess happy hunting guys lel