Airplane seats and society

Hey everyone, Mark here and this will be kinda like a guideline to sitting in airplanes. So basically I was just thinking randomly and suddenly I thought about airplane seats. I know people who will complain about getting the middle seat in an airplane (aka my mom) when you should actually make the best and take advantage of whatever seat you're in.

Here are the advantages and what you should do depending on which seat you get.

•Window seat: you have 1 arm rest, a wall to lean out of, and a window to look out at the view, pretty self explanatory 

•Aisle seat: you get 1 arm rest and extra leg room, but DO NOT stick your feet or legs into the aisle. That just makes it inconvenient for other passengers. You have the room for leg adjustments and different angles to place your legs.

•Middle seat: the middle seat might seem like there are no advantages. After all, you're stuck between to people and you have no leg room. However, both of the armrests on either side of you belong to you. That's right, you get TWO armrests and no that does not make you a douche since thats what makes it fair. Think of it like this, why should the window seat guy get two armrests AND a wall to lean on whenever they want?? Why should the aisle dude get two armrests AND more freedom to move his legs?? By process of elimination (like in a multiple choice test), both armrests on either side of you are yours. We aren't animals, we live in a society.